Starring:
dukhiatma as Dookie
die4_fakes as Defu
ulatimate007 as Feku
psycho_therapist as Mamu
Guest Appearance:
Karan Johar as Karu
I=me as LT
“Dookie what the hell you are doing? “ … Feku entered the room and asked him in furious tone
“I am trying to jerk off”
“Yeah, I can see that you desperate techie MOD . What I am asking is that you are trying to jerk yourself off on Grand Theft Auto Five’s poster?”
“Games make me hot”
“Ohhh stop it, you mer. You have spoiled my fucking mood”
“Why is there something you were about to do?”… Dookie zipped his pants and came out of the blanket in which he was trying to jerk himself off but his quest for orgasm which started centuries ago didn’t succeeded yet again.
“I came here to ask you that what should I wear, I have a date tonight with Karu” … Feku almost turned red while asking this question.
“Really, he finally said yes to you?”… Dookie felt a twinge in his lulli hearing that Karu has said yes to Feku.
“Yeah after all these years, he refused me again and again but last night he accidently saw my thread in PnV which I dedicated to him and he called me. He was so happy that he said he was already feeling something very wet in his ass”
“Oh you lucky boy, I was trying so hard but I never knew that the way to Karu’s ass was through PnV, what the hell I was doing all these year in Technical Section”
“Never mind you will find your true love one day, there must be a lulli-mate made for you as well on this planet” :
****************
“Mamu, please get up, I am getting late” … Defu was trying to wake-up his old friend Mamu.
There are legends that Mamu was born in 1100 A.D Defu’s grandfather told him that his great grand fathers discovered Mamu in a bar where he was as usual found dead drunk, the bar tender told them that Mamu, drank every bottle of alcohol in their bar and then drifted to sleep. The most interesting thing about that event was that when Mamu while he was sleeping the whole bar broke down like a house of cards but Mamu was still found alive and sleeping in the very bar.
From that point onwards, Mamu was passed on through generations to generations. Finally passed on to Defu, a lovely bangali boy , who was now working as spammer for the biggest forum on world wide web exbii
“Kya hai be futte? Subha Subha kyun utha dya?”
“Mamu, I have to go to work, all the gays must be missing me in NHB. You know the clause in my contract that if I get late for my job, I will have to perform a nude dance in front of tuntun”
“So then go on to your job, why are you disturbing me?”
“Mamu, you forgot, you have to meet LT today, you know I wanted to take admission in his University of Gayiology . So I can learn the art of and . I wanted to find my love and without the help of LT, it’s not possible”
“Faale tum futto ki lulliyon ko bhi araam nahi, theek hai jata hon us se milne”
****************
“So Mr. Defu, what kind of course you are interested in doing?” … Mamu convinced Gay Master LT that it was matter of lulli and pond for Defu, so Gay Master LT agreed to give him the admission. But only Mamu knew that he had to give some hot kisses to Gay Master LT for that favor .
“Is futte ko to kisi bhi course main daal do, bas ise aik dam mast chaka chak gay bana do Gay Master LT” … Before Defu could respond Mamu gave his input.
“Please Mamu, let me handle this”
“Tu kar lay handle aur seekh lay handle pakadna”
“Which courses are available in your university?”
“Actually we have 3 courses for guys like you helping in findings gays like me. Sorry I mean to say finding other guys like yourself”
“The first course is PR Course, the second course is DD Course and the most prestigious course in our university is MERI Course”
“What do you suggest, in which course I should get admission?”
“I will suggest to you, after seeing you that how desperate you are. You should go for MERI Course, it will really help you in finding your soul-mate, luli-mate, pond-mate and every possible mate you can find in the dictionary”
“Yahi kar lay, maine suna hai, MERI Course karne ke baad insan ko ladkiyan bhi sirf peechay se achi lagne lagti hain” … Mamu gave his input once again.
“Ok then I will go for a full fletch MERI Course”
****************
Feku and Karu’s love story was in full flow, while Feku was making some fakes of Karu, on the other hand Karu was showing his love with Feku by kicking out SRK from his next movie .
Dookie on the other hand was still searching for a hand for a . But his bad luck was still not ready to evade him. He was still answering technical queries but his sex life was still without any technique L. When Feku started dating Karu, Dookie went into his shell even more, now Feku was not there to post lame messages on live threads which could cheer Dookie up .
Dookie used to wonder why after all those years, he is still not able to find his true love. Although he worked so much in all those years on himself, now he used to wear designer lungis, with pink shirts and even pink underwear’s but still it was just not happening for him. But he was unaware of the fact that few threads away, the love of his life Defu, was training under the eyes of Gay Master LT
****************
It was just another boring day in technical section and Dookie was replying to lame queries as usual . When suddenly he saw a message of Defu, his really sexy picture in blue chaddi was enough to lure Dookie towards him. At the same moment Defu also saw a username Dookie, he looked at his picture, in which he was wearing Yellow Lungi with pink banyan, his shaved chest was clearly visible in the picture.
Defu remembered the golden saying of his Gay Master LT
“Whenever you see a picture of guy with shaved chest, rest assure he is GAY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER” :loveyed:
Now both of them were looking at each other, they could hear the guitars playing in the background.
Tum Paas Aaye, Youn Pond Hilaye
Tum Ne Na Jane Kya Sapne Dikhaye
Ab To Meri Lulli Jagti Na Soti Hai
Kya Karon Haye, Pond Pond Bolti Hai
The time was stopped for both of them; they were just looking at each other and thinking finally they found their true love
****************
From that day onwards Defu and Dookie never let each other go. Defu was so much thankful to the Gay Master LT, who helped him in finding his true love, that they had some threesome sex as well with Gay Master LT . But the best thing they discovered about being in love with each other was that they had not to worry about precautions, no condoms, no problem of getting pregnant etc. Dookie was an boy but Defu after doing the Meri Course was a specialist, they had sex in so many ways that now the porn industry was begging them to sign a deal with them, they were now about to become from mms stars to Super Stars of porn movies .
Feku and Karu broke up with each other, as Karu ditched Feku after a while and after that Feku had no more faith in true love . Feku then went on to become the GFN SUMO and still posts his useless, mindless, posts in NSN
Mamu like always was still boozing and every morning was found out by GF in some old stinking thread of yester years , from where GF used to kick him back to NSN . There has been news that after the wet kisses of Gay Master LT , Mamu has fallen in love with him but Gay Master LT is a renowned playboy who likes fresh meat every night on his bed . So Mamu’s is boozing and farting even more with his broken heart
But let get our attention back to Defu and Dookie, the love birds of exbii, who kept the tradition of love alive and tuntun is so proud of them that soon they will be awarded a new Dibba (the Dibba will be a look like of SRK). They true lovers who after so many years of sex are unsatisfied and sings every night in live threads of exbii.
Na Jane Kaisa Gay Pyaar Hai
Bhujti Nahi Hai Kya Pyaas Hai
Kya Nasha Teri Pond ka Meri Lulli Pe Chaane Laga
Koi Na Jane Kyun Koi Gay Hota Hai
Etne Sal Aik Dusre Ki Pond Marne Ke Baad Bhi
Kuch Kuch Hilta Hai
dukhiatma as Dookie
die4_fakes as Defu
ulatimate007 as Feku
psycho_therapist as Mamu
Guest Appearance:
Karan Johar as Karu
I=me as LT
“Dookie what the hell you are doing? “ … Feku entered the room and asked him in furious tone
“I am trying to jerk off”
“Yeah, I can see that you desperate techie MOD . What I am asking is that you are trying to jerk yourself off on Grand Theft Auto Five’s poster?”
“Games make me hot”
“Ohhh stop it, you mer. You have spoiled my fucking mood”
“Why is there something you were about to do?”… Dookie zipped his pants and came out of the blanket in which he was trying to jerk himself off but his quest for orgasm which started centuries ago didn’t succeeded yet again.
“I came here to ask you that what should I wear, I have a date tonight with Karu” … Feku almost turned red while asking this question.
“Really, he finally said yes to you?”… Dookie felt a twinge in his lulli hearing that Karu has said yes to Feku.
“Yeah after all these years, he refused me again and again but last night he accidently saw my thread in PnV which I dedicated to him and he called me. He was so happy that he said he was already feeling something very wet in his ass”
“Oh you lucky boy, I was trying so hard but I never knew that the way to Karu’s ass was through PnV, what the hell I was doing all these year in Technical Section”
“Never mind you will find your true love one day, there must be a lulli-mate made for you as well on this planet” :
****************
“Mamu, please get up, I am getting late” … Defu was trying to wake-up his old friend Mamu.
There are legends that Mamu was born in 1100 A.D Defu’s grandfather told him that his great grand fathers discovered Mamu in a bar where he was as usual found dead drunk, the bar tender told them that Mamu, drank every bottle of alcohol in their bar and then drifted to sleep. The most interesting thing about that event was that when Mamu while he was sleeping the whole bar broke down like a house of cards but Mamu was still found alive and sleeping in the very bar.
From that point onwards, Mamu was passed on through generations to generations. Finally passed on to Defu, a lovely bangali boy , who was now working as spammer for the biggest forum on world wide web exbii
“Kya hai be futte? Subha Subha kyun utha dya?”
“Mamu, I have to go to work, all the gays must be missing me in NHB. You know the clause in my contract that if I get late for my job, I will have to perform a nude dance in front of tuntun”
“So then go on to your job, why are you disturbing me?”
“Mamu, you forgot, you have to meet LT today, you know I wanted to take admission in his University of Gayiology . So I can learn the art of and . I wanted to find my love and without the help of LT, it’s not possible”
“Faale tum futto ki lulliyon ko bhi araam nahi, theek hai jata hon us se milne”
****************
“So Mr. Defu, what kind of course you are interested in doing?” … Mamu convinced Gay Master LT that it was matter of lulli and pond for Defu, so Gay Master LT agreed to give him the admission. But only Mamu knew that he had to give some hot kisses to Gay Master LT for that favor .
“Is futte ko to kisi bhi course main daal do, bas ise aik dam mast chaka chak gay bana do Gay Master LT” … Before Defu could respond Mamu gave his input.
“Please Mamu, let me handle this”
“Tu kar lay handle aur seekh lay handle pakadna”
“Which courses are available in your university?”
“Actually we have 3 courses for guys like you helping in findings gays like me. Sorry I mean to say finding other guys like yourself”
“The first course is PR Course, the second course is DD Course and the most prestigious course in our university is MERI Course”
“What do you suggest, in which course I should get admission?”
“I will suggest to you, after seeing you that how desperate you are. You should go for MERI Course, it will really help you in finding your soul-mate, luli-mate, pond-mate and every possible mate you can find in the dictionary”
“Yahi kar lay, maine suna hai, MERI Course karne ke baad insan ko ladkiyan bhi sirf peechay se achi lagne lagti hain” … Mamu gave his input once again.
“Ok then I will go for a full fletch MERI Course”
****************
Feku and Karu’s love story was in full flow, while Feku was making some fakes of Karu, on the other hand Karu was showing his love with Feku by kicking out SRK from his next movie .
Dookie on the other hand was still searching for a hand for a . But his bad luck was still not ready to evade him. He was still answering technical queries but his sex life was still without any technique L. When Feku started dating Karu, Dookie went into his shell even more, now Feku was not there to post lame messages on live threads which could cheer Dookie up .
Dookie used to wonder why after all those years, he is still not able to find his true love. Although he worked so much in all those years on himself, now he used to wear designer lungis, with pink shirts and even pink underwear’s but still it was just not happening for him. But he was unaware of the fact that few threads away, the love of his life Defu, was training under the eyes of Gay Master LT
****************
It was just another boring day in technical section and Dookie was replying to lame queries as usual . When suddenly he saw a message of Defu, his really sexy picture in blue chaddi was enough to lure Dookie towards him. At the same moment Defu also saw a username Dookie, he looked at his picture, in which he was wearing Yellow Lungi with pink banyan, his shaved chest was clearly visible in the picture.
Defu remembered the golden saying of his Gay Master LT
“Whenever you see a picture of guy with shaved chest, rest assure he is GAY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER” :loveyed:
Now both of them were looking at each other, they could hear the guitars playing in the background.
Tum Paas Aaye, Youn Pond Hilaye
Tum Ne Na Jane Kya Sapne Dikhaye
Ab To Meri Lulli Jagti Na Soti Hai
Kya Karon Haye, Pond Pond Bolti Hai
The time was stopped for both of them; they were just looking at each other and thinking finally they found their true love
****************
From that day onwards Defu and Dookie never let each other go. Defu was so much thankful to the Gay Master LT, who helped him in finding his true love, that they had some threesome sex as well with Gay Master LT . But the best thing they discovered about being in love with each other was that they had not to worry about precautions, no condoms, no problem of getting pregnant etc. Dookie was an boy but Defu after doing the Meri Course was a specialist, they had sex in so many ways that now the porn industry was begging them to sign a deal with them, they were now about to become from mms stars to Super Stars of porn movies .
Feku and Karu broke up with each other, as Karu ditched Feku after a while and after that Feku had no more faith in true love . Feku then went on to become the GFN SUMO and still posts his useless, mindless, posts in NSN
Mamu like always was still boozing and every morning was found out by GF in some old stinking thread of yester years , from where GF used to kick him back to NSN . There has been news that after the wet kisses of Gay Master LT , Mamu has fallen in love with him but Gay Master LT is a renowned playboy who likes fresh meat every night on his bed . So Mamu’s is boozing and farting even more with his broken heart
But let get our attention back to Defu and Dookie, the love birds of exbii, who kept the tradition of love alive and tuntun is so proud of them that soon they will be awarded a new Dibba (the Dibba will be a look like of SRK). They true lovers who after so many years of sex are unsatisfied and sings every night in live threads of exbii.
Na Jane Kaisa Gay Pyaar Hai
Bhujti Nahi Hai Kya Pyaas Hai
Kya Nasha Teri Pond ka Meri Lulli Pe Chaane Laga
Koi Na Jane Kyun Koi Gay Hota Hai
Etne Sal Aik Dusre Ki Pond Marne Ke Baad Bhi
Kuch Kuch Hilta Hai