baat 1 saal pehle ki hai jab me apne dost ki shadi me ambala gaya tha .. raat ko shadi attend karne ke baad agle din dopehar ko me waha se wapis delhi aa raha tha kareeb 40-50 km aage aane ke baad sadak ke beecho beech ek bus khadi thi bus kharab ho gayi thi kyoki bus ke passenger bus ke bahar khade the or dusri bus ke aane ka wait kar rahe the mene car ki speed ko jara sa bada diya lekin thoda sa aage jate hi mujhe apni car ko majbooran rokna pada kyoki ek ladki jiski kamar par pitthu beg latka hua tha usne meri car ke bilkul aage aakar mujhe car rokne ke liye majboor kar diya tha , mene gusse me car roki or window glaas ko neeche karke kaha ''ye kya pagal pan hai ye bhi koi tareeka hai lift maangne ka ''...
us ne meri or is tarah se dekha mano wo kehna chahti ho ki iske siva or koi chara hi nahi tha uske innocent face ko dekh kar mene kaha lift chahiye ? usne mujhe badi masoomiyat se apna sar hilate hue haa ka ishara kiya mene door khol diya or wo bade hi bindaas andaz me mere sath wali front seat par beth gayi usne bethte hi seat belt lagayi or boli chaliye, me uske is bindaas pan ko dekh kar haerani se bola ''kaha jana hai tumhe ? usne kaha ''waise to mujhe delhi jana hai lekin aap mujhe jo bhi next bus stop aaye wahi par drop kar dena mene bina kuch bole car ko aage bada diya lekin me man hi man uske bare me sochne laga tha ki kis type ki ladki hogi abhi hum thodi door aaye the ki wo boli ''aapki car ka music system kharab hai kya ? mene thoda sa jhallate hue kaha ''system theek hai lekin mera mood theek nahi hai abhi '' usne apne kandhe uchkate hue bura sa muh bana kar kaha ''
bade bore type lagte ho '' ye sun kar me kalap gaya mene kaha ''dash board me remote rakha hai nikalo or chala lo '' usne jhat se remote nikala or music on kar diya or fir puri cd ko fw karke kaha '' kuch jyada hi sad songs ke shokeen lagte ho'' uski baat sun kar me man hi man kilasne laga or sochne laga ki jaldi se next bus stop aa jaye taki me usko dafa karu ,me man hi man apne aap ko bhi kosne laga ki mene usko lift di hi kyo .. meri gadi me beth kar meri hi insult aise kare ja rahi hai jaise wo kahi ki princess ho or fir kuch der baad bus stop dekh kar mene chain ki saans li . mene car roki or usko kaha aa gaya stop jaldi se utro , usne car me hi bethe-2 idhar udhar dekha lekin jab use koi bus nahi dikhai di to wo boli ''aise kaise utar jau yaha to koi bus hi nahi dikh rahi hai '' mene jhalalate hue kaha ''to me kya karu jaldi se utro or yahi intajaar karo koi na koi bus aa jayegi '' usne kaha ''bade berukhe insaan ho akeli ladki ko itni sadi garmi me chhod ke jane ki soch rahe ho'' mene kaha ''to me kya yahi tumhari bus aane tak ruka rahunga itna khali hu kya me'' usne kaha ''insaniyat ka takaza to yahi kehta hai me bahar dhoop me kaise khadi rahungi mujhe heat stroke ho gaya to ''
me bola ''me is se jyada or insaniyat nahi dikha sakta samjhi tum jaldi se utro or mera dimag mat kharab karo'' usne kaha ''tum bhi mujhe is tarah se yaha nahi utaar sakte mr attitude'' mene apni gardan ko jhatka dete hue kaha ye to wahi baat ho rahi hai '' maan ya naa maam me tera mehmaan '' usne is bar meri taraf bade bholepan se dekhte hue kaha ''chaliye agar aapko yahi aachha lag raha hai to mujhe utar dijiye'' uski baat sun kar mere man me pata nahi kya aaya mene car ko aage bada diya or kaha ''agle stop tak ab chupchap bethi rehna samjhi '' meri baat sun kar wo bilkul kisi shareef bacche ki tarah muh par ungli rakh kar beth gayi 5 min ke baad usne fir se kaha ''aapka naam kya hai ? mene usko koi jawab nahi diya or chupchap car chalata raha usne fir se kaha ''mene aapka naam pucha hai bank ka ac no nahi jo itna soch rahe ho ''
mene uski or bina dekhe kaha sameer uske muh se nikla ''sameer yani hawa ka jhonka hai na yahi matlab hai na '' mene koi jawab nahi diya koi response na deta dekh kar wo boli ''aapne apna naam to bata diya lekin mera naam to pucha hi nahi '' mene khushk lehje me kaha '' mujhe koi interest nahi hai tumhara naam jaan ne me '' usne is baar hole se haste hue kaha ''lagta hai bade hi rude ho waise mera naam Soniya hai '' mene kaha '' hoga mujhe kya '' usne kaha ''hoga nahi hai mera naam Soniya sharma hai'' mene car ko side me roka or car se bahar nikal kar mene apni jeb se classic ka pkt nikala or cigarette sulga kar lambe-2 kash lene laga wo bhi bahar nikal kar mere paas aa gayi or boli '' sameer ji ciggy to aap car ke andar bhi pee sakte the'' mene kaha '' ha pee sakta tha lekin mera man bahar aakar peene ka tha '' usne kaha ''wo aapki marji waise mujhe smoke se koi problem nahi hai '' mene cigarette ko fenka or car me jake beth gaya usne bhi fir se seat belt laga li , mene car ko tez speed me chalana shuru kar diya ,
mujhe tez speed me chalata dekh kar Soniya ne kaha , '' aap chahe jaise bhi ho lekin aapki driving badi mast hai mene uski taraf dekhte hue kaha accha or kuch .. usne muskrate hue kaha.. ''or bhi kai baate hai lekin jane do'' mene kaha ''nahi nahi wo bhi keh dalo apne man me kuch mat rakhna warna raat ko so nahi paaogi '' Soniya ne haste hue kaha '' jitne rude dikhte ho utne ho nahi sirf dikhawa karte ho rude hone ka '' mene kaha '' me rude nahi hu lekin me itni bak bak karne ka aadi nahi hu '' Soniya muskra kar boli ''isko bak bak nahi time pass kehte hai ..or ye sab me isliye kar rahi hu taki aap bore na ho'' me bola ''mujhe chup rehna accha lagta hai .. iska matlab ye nahi ki me bolta nahi hu'' soniya ne kaha ''aapko pata hai me delhi kyo ja rahi hu ? mene apne sar ko jhatka dete hue kaha ''mujhe kya matlab tum jo marji karne jao usne kaha ''yahi to maje ki baat hai jo tum sun hi nahi rahe mene ghoor kar use dekha Soniya ne muskrate hue kaha '' me apne b/f se milne delhi ja rahi hu uske muh se b/f sun kar mene uski or dekha or kaha ''
fir to tumhara b/f bhi koi pagal hi hoga jo tum jaisi ladki ko jhel raha hai kehte hue me pehli bar hasa Soniya ne bhi haste hue kaha ''chalo kisi baat par hi sahi tum hase to sahi ''waise tum haste ho to bade cute lagte ho'' me view mirror me dekhe bina nahi reh saka Soniya ne kaha ''ab nahi jab tum haste ho tab'' uski baat sun kar mujhe fir se hasi aa gayi or mene is bar miror me dekha Soniya ne jo kaha tha wo sach hi to tha ye alag baat thi ki me pichle kuch mahino se hasna hi bhool gaya tha or aaj Soniya ne mujhe is baat ka ehsaas karwaya tha ki me kitna badal gaya hu . mujhe bhi ab Soniya se baat karna accha lag raha tha mene kaha ''kon hai tumhara b/f or itni door wala kaise ban gaya '' ? Soniya ne kaha
''bas ban hi gaya pehle hum f/b par mile the fir uske baad phone par baate hoti rahi'' me: iska matlab tum aaj tak us se mili nahi kabhi Soniya: nahi aaj me usko milne pehli bar ja rahi hu me: iska matlab tumne usko kabhi dekha nahi hai ? Soniya ne chehak kar kaha ''mene usko dekha hai na fb par tumhe bhi dikhau '' kehte hue usne apne tab par fb open ki or mujhe dikhate hue boli ''dekho ye hai ''.. mene dekha aditya gujraal naam ki id thi jisme ek hero type ladke ki pic lagi thi me: ''tumhara b/f to bada handsome hai '' Soniya ne itrate hue kaha.. ''handsome ke sath-2 wo hai bhi bada ameer '' mene herani se Soniya ko dekha usne fir se kaha '' pata hai iske paas apni 10 car to persnol hai or pata hai isne abhi sports car bhi li hai '' '' ye dekho fb par isne apni sports car ki pic bhi upload ki hai '' Soniya ne bade style se dikhaya mene Soniya ko is tarah se baate karte hue dekh kar kaha ''
tum mujhe ye sab dikha or suna kar jala rahi ho'' Soniya ne muh banate hue kaha '' jo man me aaye wo samjho mene to sirf aditya ke bare me bataya hai '' mene Soniya ko is bar samjhate hue kaha ''fb par jyadatar sab fake log hote hai i dont trust on ur b/f id '' Soniya: tumhe trust ho ya na ho mujhe to apne aditya par pura yakeen hai mene ek gehri saans lete hue kaha ''tum jano or tumhara kaam mujhe kya '' Soniya ne baat ka topic change karte hue kaha ''accha ye batao tum karte kya ho ? mene kaha ''me s/w engg hu or mnc me kaam karta hu '' Soniya ne kaha ''ohhh isliye bade attitude me rehte ho mene Soniya ko chidate hue kaha ''iska matalab kisi s/w engg se bhi pala pad chuka hai tumhara '' Soniya ne kaha ''nahi mera kabhi nahi pada aditya is my first love or isi nok jhonk me hum itne mashgool ho gaye ki next bus stop bhi nikal gaya bus stop se kafi aage aane ke baad mene kaha ''
oh shit bus stop nikal gaya tumhari bak bak me '' Soniya ne muskrate hue kaha ''koi baat nahi hum dono ki manjil to ek hi hai '' uski baat sun kar me usko herani se dekhne laga to usne apni baat ka matlab samjhte hue thoda sa jhenp kar kaha ''ab me waise bhi bus se nahi jane wali tum mujhe delhi tak le kar jaoge '' mene kaha ''lagta to aise hi hai ki delhi tak tumhari bak bak sun ni padegi '' Soniya ne pehle bura sa muh banaya or fir has padi aage jakar highway par bada lamba jaam laga hua tha mene Soniya se kaha ''tum car me hi betho me dekh kar aata hu kya hua hai'' me car se bahar aa gaya or mene kuch aage tak jakar dekha to pata chala koi accident hua hai jaam khulne me 2-3 hour lag jayenge me wapis aaya to sangeete ne kaha kya hua jaam kyo laga hua hai ? mene kaha ab 2-3 hour aise hi bethi raho aage koi accident hua hai jaam khulne me time lagega Soniya ne kaha ''ohhh iska matlab ab hum raat tak hi delhi pahunchenge? mene usko chidate hue kaha ''ab isme me kya kar sakta hu tum apne b/f ko phone karo wo helicopter se tumhe le jayega ''
Soniya : ''wo to mujhe le bhi jayega lekin mene usko abhi tak bataya hi nahi ki me delhi aa rahi hu '' mene Soniya ko ghoor kar dekha Soniya: me usko wahi pahunch kar surprise jo dene wali hu Soniya ki bakbak sun kar mene fir se ciggy sulga li Soniya: ''tum itna ciggy kyo peete ho pata hai kitna nuksan deti hai smoking '' me: pata hai lekin mujhe ab koi fark nahi padta me konsa jyada jeena chahta hu'' mei baat sun kar Soniya ne kaha ''ye to pakki baat hai ki tumhara dil kisi ladki ne toda jaroor hai ,tute dil wale hi aisi baate karte hai'' ''kya hua hai me bola ''aisa kuch batane wala nahi hai jis ladki se me pyar karta tha mere sath 2 saal tak pyar ka khel khelne ke baad wo kisi nri ke sath shadi karke usa chali gayi'' Soniya : ye to badi glat baat hai us ladki ki usko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha fir boli.
us ne meri or is tarah se dekha mano wo kehna chahti ho ki iske siva or koi chara hi nahi tha uske innocent face ko dekh kar mene kaha lift chahiye ? usne mujhe badi masoomiyat se apna sar hilate hue haa ka ishara kiya mene door khol diya or wo bade hi bindaas andaz me mere sath wali front seat par beth gayi usne bethte hi seat belt lagayi or boli chaliye, me uske is bindaas pan ko dekh kar haerani se bola ''kaha jana hai tumhe ? usne kaha ''waise to mujhe delhi jana hai lekin aap mujhe jo bhi next bus stop aaye wahi par drop kar dena mene bina kuch bole car ko aage bada diya lekin me man hi man uske bare me sochne laga tha ki kis type ki ladki hogi abhi hum thodi door aaye the ki wo boli ''aapki car ka music system kharab hai kya ? mene thoda sa jhallate hue kaha ''system theek hai lekin mera mood theek nahi hai abhi '' usne apne kandhe uchkate hue bura sa muh bana kar kaha ''
bade bore type lagte ho '' ye sun kar me kalap gaya mene kaha ''dash board me remote rakha hai nikalo or chala lo '' usne jhat se remote nikala or music on kar diya or fir puri cd ko fw karke kaha '' kuch jyada hi sad songs ke shokeen lagte ho'' uski baat sun kar me man hi man kilasne laga or sochne laga ki jaldi se next bus stop aa jaye taki me usko dafa karu ,me man hi man apne aap ko bhi kosne laga ki mene usko lift di hi kyo .. meri gadi me beth kar meri hi insult aise kare ja rahi hai jaise wo kahi ki princess ho or fir kuch der baad bus stop dekh kar mene chain ki saans li . mene car roki or usko kaha aa gaya stop jaldi se utro , usne car me hi bethe-2 idhar udhar dekha lekin jab use koi bus nahi dikhai di to wo boli ''aise kaise utar jau yaha to koi bus hi nahi dikh rahi hai '' mene jhalalate hue kaha ''to me kya karu jaldi se utro or yahi intajaar karo koi na koi bus aa jayegi '' usne kaha ''bade berukhe insaan ho akeli ladki ko itni sadi garmi me chhod ke jane ki soch rahe ho'' mene kaha ''to me kya yahi tumhari bus aane tak ruka rahunga itna khali hu kya me'' usne kaha ''insaniyat ka takaza to yahi kehta hai me bahar dhoop me kaise khadi rahungi mujhe heat stroke ho gaya to ''
me bola ''me is se jyada or insaniyat nahi dikha sakta samjhi tum jaldi se utro or mera dimag mat kharab karo'' usne kaha ''tum bhi mujhe is tarah se yaha nahi utaar sakte mr attitude'' mene apni gardan ko jhatka dete hue kaha ye to wahi baat ho rahi hai '' maan ya naa maam me tera mehmaan '' usne is bar meri taraf bade bholepan se dekhte hue kaha ''chaliye agar aapko yahi aachha lag raha hai to mujhe utar dijiye'' uski baat sun kar mere man me pata nahi kya aaya mene car ko aage bada diya or kaha ''agle stop tak ab chupchap bethi rehna samjhi '' meri baat sun kar wo bilkul kisi shareef bacche ki tarah muh par ungli rakh kar beth gayi 5 min ke baad usne fir se kaha ''aapka naam kya hai ? mene usko koi jawab nahi diya or chupchap car chalata raha usne fir se kaha ''mene aapka naam pucha hai bank ka ac no nahi jo itna soch rahe ho ''
mene uski or bina dekhe kaha sameer uske muh se nikla ''sameer yani hawa ka jhonka hai na yahi matlab hai na '' mene koi jawab nahi diya koi response na deta dekh kar wo boli ''aapne apna naam to bata diya lekin mera naam to pucha hi nahi '' mene khushk lehje me kaha '' mujhe koi interest nahi hai tumhara naam jaan ne me '' usne is baar hole se haste hue kaha ''lagta hai bade hi rude ho waise mera naam Soniya hai '' mene kaha '' hoga mujhe kya '' usne kaha ''hoga nahi hai mera naam Soniya sharma hai'' mene car ko side me roka or car se bahar nikal kar mene apni jeb se classic ka pkt nikala or cigarette sulga kar lambe-2 kash lene laga wo bhi bahar nikal kar mere paas aa gayi or boli '' sameer ji ciggy to aap car ke andar bhi pee sakte the'' mene kaha '' ha pee sakta tha lekin mera man bahar aakar peene ka tha '' usne kaha ''wo aapki marji waise mujhe smoke se koi problem nahi hai '' mene cigarette ko fenka or car me jake beth gaya usne bhi fir se seat belt laga li , mene car ko tez speed me chalana shuru kar diya ,
mujhe tez speed me chalata dekh kar Soniya ne kaha , '' aap chahe jaise bhi ho lekin aapki driving badi mast hai mene uski taraf dekhte hue kaha accha or kuch .. usne muskrate hue kaha.. ''or bhi kai baate hai lekin jane do'' mene kaha ''nahi nahi wo bhi keh dalo apne man me kuch mat rakhna warna raat ko so nahi paaogi '' Soniya ne haste hue kaha '' jitne rude dikhte ho utne ho nahi sirf dikhawa karte ho rude hone ka '' mene kaha '' me rude nahi hu lekin me itni bak bak karne ka aadi nahi hu '' Soniya muskra kar boli ''isko bak bak nahi time pass kehte hai ..or ye sab me isliye kar rahi hu taki aap bore na ho'' me bola ''mujhe chup rehna accha lagta hai .. iska matlab ye nahi ki me bolta nahi hu'' soniya ne kaha ''aapko pata hai me delhi kyo ja rahi hu ? mene apne sar ko jhatka dete hue kaha ''mujhe kya matlab tum jo marji karne jao usne kaha ''yahi to maje ki baat hai jo tum sun hi nahi rahe mene ghoor kar use dekha Soniya ne muskrate hue kaha '' me apne b/f se milne delhi ja rahi hu uske muh se b/f sun kar mene uski or dekha or kaha ''
fir to tumhara b/f bhi koi pagal hi hoga jo tum jaisi ladki ko jhel raha hai kehte hue me pehli bar hasa Soniya ne bhi haste hue kaha ''chalo kisi baat par hi sahi tum hase to sahi ''waise tum haste ho to bade cute lagte ho'' me view mirror me dekhe bina nahi reh saka Soniya ne kaha ''ab nahi jab tum haste ho tab'' uski baat sun kar mujhe fir se hasi aa gayi or mene is bar miror me dekha Soniya ne jo kaha tha wo sach hi to tha ye alag baat thi ki me pichle kuch mahino se hasna hi bhool gaya tha or aaj Soniya ne mujhe is baat ka ehsaas karwaya tha ki me kitna badal gaya hu . mujhe bhi ab Soniya se baat karna accha lag raha tha mene kaha ''kon hai tumhara b/f or itni door wala kaise ban gaya '' ? Soniya ne kaha
''bas ban hi gaya pehle hum f/b par mile the fir uske baad phone par baate hoti rahi'' me: iska matlab tum aaj tak us se mili nahi kabhi Soniya: nahi aaj me usko milne pehli bar ja rahi hu me: iska matlab tumne usko kabhi dekha nahi hai ? Soniya ne chehak kar kaha ''mene usko dekha hai na fb par tumhe bhi dikhau '' kehte hue usne apne tab par fb open ki or mujhe dikhate hue boli ''dekho ye hai ''.. mene dekha aditya gujraal naam ki id thi jisme ek hero type ladke ki pic lagi thi me: ''tumhara b/f to bada handsome hai '' Soniya ne itrate hue kaha.. ''handsome ke sath-2 wo hai bhi bada ameer '' mene herani se Soniya ko dekha usne fir se kaha '' pata hai iske paas apni 10 car to persnol hai or pata hai isne abhi sports car bhi li hai '' '' ye dekho fb par isne apni sports car ki pic bhi upload ki hai '' Soniya ne bade style se dikhaya mene Soniya ko is tarah se baate karte hue dekh kar kaha ''
tum mujhe ye sab dikha or suna kar jala rahi ho'' Soniya ne muh banate hue kaha '' jo man me aaye wo samjho mene to sirf aditya ke bare me bataya hai '' mene Soniya ko is bar samjhate hue kaha ''fb par jyadatar sab fake log hote hai i dont trust on ur b/f id '' Soniya: tumhe trust ho ya na ho mujhe to apne aditya par pura yakeen hai mene ek gehri saans lete hue kaha ''tum jano or tumhara kaam mujhe kya '' Soniya ne baat ka topic change karte hue kaha ''accha ye batao tum karte kya ho ? mene kaha ''me s/w engg hu or mnc me kaam karta hu '' Soniya ne kaha ''ohhh isliye bade attitude me rehte ho mene Soniya ko chidate hue kaha ''iska matalab kisi s/w engg se bhi pala pad chuka hai tumhara '' Soniya ne kaha ''nahi mera kabhi nahi pada aditya is my first love or isi nok jhonk me hum itne mashgool ho gaye ki next bus stop bhi nikal gaya bus stop se kafi aage aane ke baad mene kaha ''
oh shit bus stop nikal gaya tumhari bak bak me '' Soniya ne muskrate hue kaha ''koi baat nahi hum dono ki manjil to ek hi hai '' uski baat sun kar me usko herani se dekhne laga to usne apni baat ka matlab samjhte hue thoda sa jhenp kar kaha ''ab me waise bhi bus se nahi jane wali tum mujhe delhi tak le kar jaoge '' mene kaha ''lagta to aise hi hai ki delhi tak tumhari bak bak sun ni padegi '' Soniya ne pehle bura sa muh banaya or fir has padi aage jakar highway par bada lamba jaam laga hua tha mene Soniya se kaha ''tum car me hi betho me dekh kar aata hu kya hua hai'' me car se bahar aa gaya or mene kuch aage tak jakar dekha to pata chala koi accident hua hai jaam khulne me 2-3 hour lag jayenge me wapis aaya to sangeete ne kaha kya hua jaam kyo laga hua hai ? mene kaha ab 2-3 hour aise hi bethi raho aage koi accident hua hai jaam khulne me time lagega Soniya ne kaha ''ohhh iska matlab ab hum raat tak hi delhi pahunchenge? mene usko chidate hue kaha ''ab isme me kya kar sakta hu tum apne b/f ko phone karo wo helicopter se tumhe le jayega ''
Soniya : ''wo to mujhe le bhi jayega lekin mene usko abhi tak bataya hi nahi ki me delhi aa rahi hu '' mene Soniya ko ghoor kar dekha Soniya: me usko wahi pahunch kar surprise jo dene wali hu Soniya ki bakbak sun kar mene fir se ciggy sulga li Soniya: ''tum itna ciggy kyo peete ho pata hai kitna nuksan deti hai smoking '' me: pata hai lekin mujhe ab koi fark nahi padta me konsa jyada jeena chahta hu'' mei baat sun kar Soniya ne kaha ''ye to pakki baat hai ki tumhara dil kisi ladki ne toda jaroor hai ,tute dil wale hi aisi baate karte hai'' ''kya hua hai me bola ''aisa kuch batane wala nahi hai jis ladki se me pyar karta tha mere sath 2 saal tak pyar ka khel khelne ke baad wo kisi nri ke sath shadi karke usa chali gayi'' Soniya : ye to badi glat baat hai us ladki ki usko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha fir boli.