Paresh Joshi ek 45 saal ka hatta katta marad tha. Lamba kad, gulaabee gora rang aur bharee moonchhe uske vyaktitwa ko aur bhee aakarshak banaatee thee. Jab wah 22 saal ka tha tab us'ka pyaar ek laR'kee se huwa tha par us laR'kee ne ap'ne ghar waalon ke dabaav men aakar gharwaalon kee marjee se doosree jagah shaadee kar lee. Is ghaT'na se Paresh ka dil it'na TooTa ki use aurat jaat se nafarat ho gai. Us'ne jind'gee men kabhee bhee shaadee na kar'ne kee kasam khaalee jise wah ab tak nibha raha hai. Aaj wah ek ladies garments banaane kee factory men sales manager hai, achchhee tankhaah hai aur mauj mastee se rahta hai.
Vaise to in varshon men kai auraten aur laR'kiyaan us'kee jindd'gee men aai par wah kisee ka na ho saka. Hota bhee kaise use to aurat jaat se nafarat thee. Har aurat ya laR'kee use keval vaasna shaant karne ka ek khilauna jaan paR'tee. Vah jo bhee aurat ya laR'kee uske bistar men aatee use booree tarah se jaleel kar ap'nee ghriNa pradarshit karta aur us'se bahashipan dikhaate huye ap'nee vaasna manchaahe dhang se shaant karta. Us'ke isee ravaiye se bechaaree doobaara us'ke paas bhee naheen phaTak'tee thee. Par achaanak us'kee jind'gee men do auraten aur ek kam'sin laR'kee ek saath aa gai. Dekhen Paresh ko unse pyaar hota hai ya aise hee ek bahashee kee tarah un'se pesh aata hai.
Wah sales manager tha so praayah tour par jaate rah'ta tha. Par wah jyaadaatar plane ya train men AC class men safar karta tha. Aaj Paresh Mumbai Centaral station par aam musaafiron kee tarah khaRa tha jahaan paanv rakh'ne kee bhee jagah naheen thee aur kisee bhee kimat par reservation naheen mil raha tha. Paresh Joshi rah rah ke apne boss ko kosh raha tha jis'ne use khaRe paanv Bhusaval jaane ka hukm de diya tha.Par aaj kee bheeR dekh ke us'ke haus'le past hone lage. Tyohaaron ka mausam tha aur station par jaroorat se jyaada bheeR thee. Paresh ne reservation office men bahut kosheesh kee ki use kisee tarah ek seat mil jaay par har kosheesh naakaam'yaab rahee. Train ke aane men abhee der thee aur wah station par ek jagah khaRa train ka int'zaar kar raha tha.
Paresh jahaan general bogie Thahar'tee hai vaheen khaRa train ke aane ka int'zaar kar raha tha. Tabhee us'ke paas ek 17 saal kee mast javaan laR'kee ek buDDhe ke saath aakar khaRee ho gai' Shaayad use bhee isee train se kaheen jaana tha. Train ke aane men abhee bhee lag'bhag 45 minutes kee deree thee. Tabhee Paresh ka dhyaan us laR'kee kee taraf chala gaya. Wah 5'5" kee teekhe naak naksh kee bilkul goree ek aakarshak laR'kee thee. Kamar pat'lee par stan aur nitamb bhaaree the. Manchale bheeR ka phaay'da uTha kar aate jaate us'kee mast gaanD par ap'ne haath brush kar'te chale jaate par wah laR'kee in sab kee parvaah naheen karte huye shaant khaRee thee. Shaayad Mumbai men rah kar wah in sab kee aadee thee aur shaayad nauk'ree pesha laR'kee thee.
Us laR'kee ne cream color kee kameej aur matching salwaar pahan rakhee thee. Tang salvaar kameej us'ke badan ke kataav aur ubhaar saaf dikha rahee thee. Paresh pichh'le 10 minute se usee laR'kee ko nihaare ja raha tha aur is beech 3 - 4 log uske bhaaree nitambo ko chhoote huye chale gaye. Par Paresh ne dekha ki us la'kee ne logon kee is harqat par koi dhyaan naheen diya. Wak laR'kee ap'ne saath aaye buDDhe se baaten kar rahee thee aur tabhee wah buDDha ek TTE ko dekh kar us'kee aur lap'ka. Ab wah laR'kee akelee khaRee thee aur Paresh Theek uske pichhe aa kar khaRa ho gaya aur ek haath kee hathelee us'kee gaanD par rakh dee. Tabhee us laR'kee ne pichhe muR ke dekha aur Paresh bol paRa,
"Off aaj to baRee bheeR hai, shaayad tumhen bhee isee train se kaheen jaana hai? kuchh taqlif to naheen na tumko beTee? are aaraamse khadi raho, bahut bhid hai, sambhalke khadi raho mere paas, Theek hai?" Tab us laR'kee ne kaha,
"aap kahaan jaa rahe hain? Paresh ne ap'nee hathelee usee tarah us laR'kee kee gaanD par jamaaye rakhee aur kaha,
"Main Bhusawal ja raha hoon. Tu chaahe to mere saath chal. main apne baiThne ke liye kuchh intazaam karunga. Tu rahegi mere saath to baaten karte chalenge? Waise mera naam Paresh hai, tera naam kya hai? Waise wah buddha kaun hai tere saath beTee?"
"Are uncle, mujhe bhee Bhusawal tak hee jaana hai. Main yahan apne Mama ke ghar aayee thi, Nanaji mujhe train main baiThane aaye hain. Ab reservation naheen hai isliye is general bogie main baiThne ruki hoon. Mera naam Surbhi Mishra hai. Dekho agar Nanaji mere liye seat laaye to main wahan baiThungi naheen to aapke saath baiThungi. "
"Are yah to bahut hee achchhee baat hai. Tumhaare jaisee mast laR'kee train men saath rahegee to is bheeR men bhee maja aayegaa. yah kah'te huye Paresh ne Surbhi kee gaanD kee Daraar men angul chala dee. Surbhi chihunk ke rah gai par bolee kuchh naheen. Tabhee Paresh ne Surbhi ke naana ko waapas aate dekha aur bola,
"Dekh Surbhi, tera naana aa raha hai. Seat mili hogi to main tere saath aaunga naheen to tu mere saath aajaana. Naana ne aake bataaya ki Koi seat naheen milee hai yah sun Paresh khush ho gaya. Tabhee paresh ne ek coolie se baat kee to coolie ne bataaya ki 500/- lagenge aur do janon kee baiTh'ne kee wah vyavstha kar dega. Paresh ne kisee tarah 400/- men sauda paTaaya aur ap'ne purse se 400/- nikaa'ke coolie ko de diye. Surbhi ke naanajee turant ap'ne pocket se 200/- nikaal'ke Paresh ko dene lage to Paresh bola,
Are aap yah kya kar rahe hain. Surbhi to meree biTiya jaisee hai. aap bilkul fiqr naheenh karen. Mujhe bhee Bhusaval jaana hai aur Surbhi biTiya ko aaraam se iske ghar pahooncha denge. Surbhe aur uske naanane aankhon se kritagyata prakaT kee aur tabhee train dheere dheere platform ke andar aane lagee. Tabhee wah coolie aa gaya aur us'ne Paresh aur Surbhi ka saaman uTha liya aur ek bheeR bhare dabbe men chaDh gaya. Wah dibbe ke bathroom ke saam'ne jaake ruka aur Darwaaja Thak'Thakaaya to us'ke bheetar baiThe ek saathee ne Darwaaja khola. Coolie ne donon ka saaman wahaan rakh diya aur waapas jaane ke liye jaise hee muRa Paresh ne use pakaR liya aur poochha,
Abe bhos'Ree ke seat kahaan hai. Coolie ne kaha,
"Sahab yah seat matlab bogie ka toilet hai. Itnee bhid main koi bhi peshaab karne naheen aata. Saahab aap yaheen baiThiye. Bhusawal to kya 9-10 ghante ka trip hai. Subah aap utar jaoge. Bolo, dedu yah jagah aap'ko? Waise abhi ek miya-biwi ne dusra toilet liya hai 700 main. Yah kah coolie to chal'ta bana. Paresh booree tarah se baukh'laaya huwa tha aur Surbhi se bola,
"beTee, ab to lag'ta hai yaheen raat gujaar'nee hogee. aisa karte hain ham andar se Darwaaja band kar lete hain aur chaahe koi bhee kitna bhee bajaaye Darwaaja naheen kholenge. Yah kah Paresh ne andar se Darwaaja band kar liya. Paresh ke paas bhee ek suitcase tha aur Surbhi ke paas bhee ek suitcase. Us'ne donon suitcase bathroom kee deewaar se saTa ke laga diye aur Surbhi ko unpar baiTha diya, khud western style kee toilet kee seat par hee baiTh gaya. Aadmee kee jaroorat kisee bhee paristhiti men ap'na raasta DhoonDh letee hai. Jaise hee ekaant mila, Paresh ka dimaag Surbhi ke baare men soch'ne laga. Surbhi us'kee beTee kee umar kee kachchee kalee thee. Wah soch'ne laga ki yah laR'kee is bheeR bharee train men jara bhee virodh naheen karegee aur Bhusawal tak use man'maanee kar'ne degee. Saath hee us'ka bahashipan bhee jaag'ne laga.
Surbhi mujhe to yah bheeR dekh ke peshaab lag gai. Paresh commode ke saam'ne khaRa ho gaya aur zip kholee aur underwear se 8' lamba lunD nikaal liya aur Surbhi ke saam'ne hee moot'ne laga. Surbhi aankhe phaaRke Paresh uncle ka lunD dekh rahi thi. Zindagi main pah'lee baar wah lunD dekh rahi thi. Paresh ka wah tag'Ra mota lunD dekhke Surbhi sharmai par phir bhi nazar lunD se naheen haTa payee. aisa nanga lunD dekhke Surbhi ka jism apne aap garam hone laga. us'ne chudai ki baaten suni to thi lekin kabhi lunD naheen dekha tha. wah Paresh ke lunD se bah rahi peshaab kee dhaar dekh rahi thi. Paresh apna lunD mooTh main pakadke moot raha tha. Surbhi ke saam'ne apna lunD besharmi se masalte Paresh bola,
"are beTee, tu to mujhe moot'te huye bade dhyaan se dekh rahee thee. Pah'le kabhee kisee ko moot'te huye naheen dekha hai kya? Ab to raat yaheen gujaar'nee hai is'liye saare kaam yaheen kar'ne paRenge. Mujhe moot'te dekh tumhen bhee peshaab lagee ho to kar'lo. Paresh kee baat sunke Surbhi kuchh naheen boli, tab Paresh Surbhi ko uTha kar khud suitcason par baiTh gaya aur us'se bola,
"are, salwaar neeche karke commode pe baiTh ja aur chharr chharr kar'ke moot le. main jaisa tere saam'ne moot raha tha tu bhi mere saam'ne moot. " Surbhi sharmate huye kameez uppar karke, salwar aur chaddi niche karke commode par baiTh gai. Kuchh hee der men Paresh ke kaanon men sur sur kee aawaaz paRee jise sun wah aur mast ho gaya. Surbhi ka moot'na jaise hee khatam huwa Paresh western commode pe baiTh gaya aur Surbhi ka haath pakad ke use ap'nee god men baiTha liya.
"Ab hamen koi disturb naheen karega, koi Darwaza bajayega to maderchod ki maa chod dunga. Ab tu aaraamse apne Paresh Chacha kee god men baiThee rah." Paresh kee gandee jubaan sun'ke Surbhi kuchh uttejit bhee ho rahee thee aur use ab kuchh kuchh is ajan'bee chaacha se Dar bhee lag'ne lag gaya tha. Phir bhee ap'ne ko normal kar'tee hui boli,
"Chacha, yah kya ham poore safar toilet main baiThenge kya?" Surbhi kee choochiyon se khelte huye Paresh bola,
"Aur naheen to kya? are is bhid main yahee ek jagah hai jahaan hamen koi disturb naheen karega. Tum bhee is journey ko saaree jind'gee yaad rakhogee. Sur'bhi, tum to pooree javaan ho gai ho. Kabhee javaanee ka maja liya ya naheen?
Chhee! chaacha aap kaisee baaten kar rahe hain. Paresh ne ab Surbhi ke ek mumma ap'ne haath men le liya tha aur bola,
tumhaare mumme to pooree javaan laR'kee jaise baRe baRe hain. Aaj to maja aajaayega. Dekho, aaj raat bhar main tujhe bahut maza dunga meri Surbhi jaan aur tujhe subah tak laR'ki se aurat bana dunga samjhi?"Yaar Paresh ke munh se yah sab baaten sunke Surbhi poori tarah sharmai. wah ab samjh chukee thee ki Paresh Chacha ne jaan bujhke yah jagah chuni hai jahan wah uski jawani ke saath khel sake.
Vaise to in varshon men kai auraten aur laR'kiyaan us'kee jindd'gee men aai par wah kisee ka na ho saka. Hota bhee kaise use to aurat jaat se nafarat thee. Har aurat ya laR'kee use keval vaasna shaant karne ka ek khilauna jaan paR'tee. Vah jo bhee aurat ya laR'kee uske bistar men aatee use booree tarah se jaleel kar ap'nee ghriNa pradarshit karta aur us'se bahashipan dikhaate huye ap'nee vaasna manchaahe dhang se shaant karta. Us'ke isee ravaiye se bechaaree doobaara us'ke paas bhee naheen phaTak'tee thee. Par achaanak us'kee jind'gee men do auraten aur ek kam'sin laR'kee ek saath aa gai. Dekhen Paresh ko unse pyaar hota hai ya aise hee ek bahashee kee tarah un'se pesh aata hai.
Wah sales manager tha so praayah tour par jaate rah'ta tha. Par wah jyaadaatar plane ya train men AC class men safar karta tha. Aaj Paresh Mumbai Centaral station par aam musaafiron kee tarah khaRa tha jahaan paanv rakh'ne kee bhee jagah naheen thee aur kisee bhee kimat par reservation naheen mil raha tha. Paresh Joshi rah rah ke apne boss ko kosh raha tha jis'ne use khaRe paanv Bhusaval jaane ka hukm de diya tha.Par aaj kee bheeR dekh ke us'ke haus'le past hone lage. Tyohaaron ka mausam tha aur station par jaroorat se jyaada bheeR thee. Paresh ne reservation office men bahut kosheesh kee ki use kisee tarah ek seat mil jaay par har kosheesh naakaam'yaab rahee. Train ke aane men abhee der thee aur wah station par ek jagah khaRa train ka int'zaar kar raha tha.
Paresh jahaan general bogie Thahar'tee hai vaheen khaRa train ke aane ka int'zaar kar raha tha. Tabhee us'ke paas ek 17 saal kee mast javaan laR'kee ek buDDhe ke saath aakar khaRee ho gai' Shaayad use bhee isee train se kaheen jaana tha. Train ke aane men abhee bhee lag'bhag 45 minutes kee deree thee. Tabhee Paresh ka dhyaan us laR'kee kee taraf chala gaya. Wah 5'5" kee teekhe naak naksh kee bilkul goree ek aakarshak laR'kee thee. Kamar pat'lee par stan aur nitamb bhaaree the. Manchale bheeR ka phaay'da uTha kar aate jaate us'kee mast gaanD par ap'ne haath brush kar'te chale jaate par wah laR'kee in sab kee parvaah naheen karte huye shaant khaRee thee. Shaayad Mumbai men rah kar wah in sab kee aadee thee aur shaayad nauk'ree pesha laR'kee thee.
Us laR'kee ne cream color kee kameej aur matching salwaar pahan rakhee thee. Tang salvaar kameej us'ke badan ke kataav aur ubhaar saaf dikha rahee thee. Paresh pichh'le 10 minute se usee laR'kee ko nihaare ja raha tha aur is beech 3 - 4 log uske bhaaree nitambo ko chhoote huye chale gaye. Par Paresh ne dekha ki us la'kee ne logon kee is harqat par koi dhyaan naheen diya. Wak laR'kee ap'ne saath aaye buDDhe se baaten kar rahee thee aur tabhee wah buDDha ek TTE ko dekh kar us'kee aur lap'ka. Ab wah laR'kee akelee khaRee thee aur Paresh Theek uske pichhe aa kar khaRa ho gaya aur ek haath kee hathelee us'kee gaanD par rakh dee. Tabhee us laR'kee ne pichhe muR ke dekha aur Paresh bol paRa,
"Off aaj to baRee bheeR hai, shaayad tumhen bhee isee train se kaheen jaana hai? kuchh taqlif to naheen na tumko beTee? are aaraamse khadi raho, bahut bhid hai, sambhalke khadi raho mere paas, Theek hai?" Tab us laR'kee ne kaha,
"aap kahaan jaa rahe hain? Paresh ne ap'nee hathelee usee tarah us laR'kee kee gaanD par jamaaye rakhee aur kaha,
"Main Bhusawal ja raha hoon. Tu chaahe to mere saath chal. main apne baiThne ke liye kuchh intazaam karunga. Tu rahegi mere saath to baaten karte chalenge? Waise mera naam Paresh hai, tera naam kya hai? Waise wah buddha kaun hai tere saath beTee?"
"Are uncle, mujhe bhee Bhusawal tak hee jaana hai. Main yahan apne Mama ke ghar aayee thi, Nanaji mujhe train main baiThane aaye hain. Ab reservation naheen hai isliye is general bogie main baiThne ruki hoon. Mera naam Surbhi Mishra hai. Dekho agar Nanaji mere liye seat laaye to main wahan baiThungi naheen to aapke saath baiThungi. "
"Are yah to bahut hee achchhee baat hai. Tumhaare jaisee mast laR'kee train men saath rahegee to is bheeR men bhee maja aayegaa. yah kah'te huye Paresh ne Surbhi kee gaanD kee Daraar men angul chala dee. Surbhi chihunk ke rah gai par bolee kuchh naheen. Tabhee Paresh ne Surbhi ke naana ko waapas aate dekha aur bola,
"Dekh Surbhi, tera naana aa raha hai. Seat mili hogi to main tere saath aaunga naheen to tu mere saath aajaana. Naana ne aake bataaya ki Koi seat naheen milee hai yah sun Paresh khush ho gaya. Tabhee paresh ne ek coolie se baat kee to coolie ne bataaya ki 500/- lagenge aur do janon kee baiTh'ne kee wah vyavstha kar dega. Paresh ne kisee tarah 400/- men sauda paTaaya aur ap'ne purse se 400/- nikaa'ke coolie ko de diye. Surbhi ke naanajee turant ap'ne pocket se 200/- nikaal'ke Paresh ko dene lage to Paresh bola,
Are aap yah kya kar rahe hain. Surbhi to meree biTiya jaisee hai. aap bilkul fiqr naheenh karen. Mujhe bhee Bhusaval jaana hai aur Surbhi biTiya ko aaraam se iske ghar pahooncha denge. Surbhe aur uske naanane aankhon se kritagyata prakaT kee aur tabhee train dheere dheere platform ke andar aane lagee. Tabhee wah coolie aa gaya aur us'ne Paresh aur Surbhi ka saaman uTha liya aur ek bheeR bhare dabbe men chaDh gaya. Wah dibbe ke bathroom ke saam'ne jaake ruka aur Darwaaja Thak'Thakaaya to us'ke bheetar baiThe ek saathee ne Darwaaja khola. Coolie ne donon ka saaman wahaan rakh diya aur waapas jaane ke liye jaise hee muRa Paresh ne use pakaR liya aur poochha,
Abe bhos'Ree ke seat kahaan hai. Coolie ne kaha,
"Sahab yah seat matlab bogie ka toilet hai. Itnee bhid main koi bhi peshaab karne naheen aata. Saahab aap yaheen baiThiye. Bhusawal to kya 9-10 ghante ka trip hai. Subah aap utar jaoge. Bolo, dedu yah jagah aap'ko? Waise abhi ek miya-biwi ne dusra toilet liya hai 700 main. Yah kah coolie to chal'ta bana. Paresh booree tarah se baukh'laaya huwa tha aur Surbhi se bola,
"beTee, ab to lag'ta hai yaheen raat gujaar'nee hogee. aisa karte hain ham andar se Darwaaja band kar lete hain aur chaahe koi bhee kitna bhee bajaaye Darwaaja naheen kholenge. Yah kah Paresh ne andar se Darwaaja band kar liya. Paresh ke paas bhee ek suitcase tha aur Surbhi ke paas bhee ek suitcase. Us'ne donon suitcase bathroom kee deewaar se saTa ke laga diye aur Surbhi ko unpar baiTha diya, khud western style kee toilet kee seat par hee baiTh gaya. Aadmee kee jaroorat kisee bhee paristhiti men ap'na raasta DhoonDh letee hai. Jaise hee ekaant mila, Paresh ka dimaag Surbhi ke baare men soch'ne laga. Surbhi us'kee beTee kee umar kee kachchee kalee thee. Wah soch'ne laga ki yah laR'kee is bheeR bharee train men jara bhee virodh naheen karegee aur Bhusawal tak use man'maanee kar'ne degee. Saath hee us'ka bahashipan bhee jaag'ne laga.
Surbhi mujhe to yah bheeR dekh ke peshaab lag gai. Paresh commode ke saam'ne khaRa ho gaya aur zip kholee aur underwear se 8' lamba lunD nikaal liya aur Surbhi ke saam'ne hee moot'ne laga. Surbhi aankhe phaaRke Paresh uncle ka lunD dekh rahi thi. Zindagi main pah'lee baar wah lunD dekh rahi thi. Paresh ka wah tag'Ra mota lunD dekhke Surbhi sharmai par phir bhi nazar lunD se naheen haTa payee. aisa nanga lunD dekhke Surbhi ka jism apne aap garam hone laga. us'ne chudai ki baaten suni to thi lekin kabhi lunD naheen dekha tha. wah Paresh ke lunD se bah rahi peshaab kee dhaar dekh rahi thi. Paresh apna lunD mooTh main pakadke moot raha tha. Surbhi ke saam'ne apna lunD besharmi se masalte Paresh bola,
"are beTee, tu to mujhe moot'te huye bade dhyaan se dekh rahee thee. Pah'le kabhee kisee ko moot'te huye naheen dekha hai kya? Ab to raat yaheen gujaar'nee hai is'liye saare kaam yaheen kar'ne paRenge. Mujhe moot'te dekh tumhen bhee peshaab lagee ho to kar'lo. Paresh kee baat sunke Surbhi kuchh naheen boli, tab Paresh Surbhi ko uTha kar khud suitcason par baiTh gaya aur us'se bola,
"are, salwaar neeche karke commode pe baiTh ja aur chharr chharr kar'ke moot le. main jaisa tere saam'ne moot raha tha tu bhi mere saam'ne moot. " Surbhi sharmate huye kameez uppar karke, salwar aur chaddi niche karke commode par baiTh gai. Kuchh hee der men Paresh ke kaanon men sur sur kee aawaaz paRee jise sun wah aur mast ho gaya. Surbhi ka moot'na jaise hee khatam huwa Paresh western commode pe baiTh gaya aur Surbhi ka haath pakad ke use ap'nee god men baiTha liya.
"Ab hamen koi disturb naheen karega, koi Darwaza bajayega to maderchod ki maa chod dunga. Ab tu aaraamse apne Paresh Chacha kee god men baiThee rah." Paresh kee gandee jubaan sun'ke Surbhi kuchh uttejit bhee ho rahee thee aur use ab kuchh kuchh is ajan'bee chaacha se Dar bhee lag'ne lag gaya tha. Phir bhee ap'ne ko normal kar'tee hui boli,
"Chacha, yah kya ham poore safar toilet main baiThenge kya?" Surbhi kee choochiyon se khelte huye Paresh bola,
"Aur naheen to kya? are is bhid main yahee ek jagah hai jahaan hamen koi disturb naheen karega. Tum bhee is journey ko saaree jind'gee yaad rakhogee. Sur'bhi, tum to pooree javaan ho gai ho. Kabhee javaanee ka maja liya ya naheen?
Chhee! chaacha aap kaisee baaten kar rahe hain. Paresh ne ab Surbhi ke ek mumma ap'ne haath men le liya tha aur bola,
tumhaare mumme to pooree javaan laR'kee jaise baRe baRe hain. Aaj to maja aajaayega. Dekho, aaj raat bhar main tujhe bahut maza dunga meri Surbhi jaan aur tujhe subah tak laR'ki se aurat bana dunga samjhi?"Yaar Paresh ke munh se yah sab baaten sunke Surbhi poori tarah sharmai. wah ab samjh chukee thee ki Paresh Chacha ne jaan bujhke yah jagah chuni hai jahan wah uski jawani ke saath khel sake.